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By LadyHawk
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Need sensitivity training?

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other ugly names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary celebration.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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By FPeel
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Why a good launch run is important:

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By st1lgar
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Mother in law gives gift to son in law two ties.

After a couple of days, newlyweds are invited for dinner @ her parents house. Son in law - nice guy - wears one of the ties his mother in law gave him

Couple arrived @ dinner, mother in law opens the door - sees son in law tie:

- So you didn't like the other one...
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By Fred Wilson
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How to Make a Hang Glider http://www.ehow.com/how_2294760_make-hang-glider.html

1 Find some hang glider plans for the basis of your construction.
Many of the plans on the Internet came from the 1970s, so keep in mind that safety standards have changed since then.
It might be a little more difficult to make a more recent hang glider, as manufacturers don't want you to use their designs.
They just want you to purchase their gliders.

2 Buy a used wing instead of creating your own.
This can help tremendously when you make your glider.

3 Follow the instructions carefully, otherwise you risk injury.
Make sure you have all the materials on hand, as well as any tools needed.
Materials you may need include nylon and PVC pipes.
Keep in mind that if you want to sit on your glider, you'll need extra materials.
Most plans are made for flying prone.

4 Fly your glider over short distances only.
The type of glider you design shouldn't be used over long distances.
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By DaveB
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Fred Wilson wrote:Tennessee Ernie Ford and Dean Martin: When the ship hit the sand

TEF was a USAAF bombardier on a B-29 Superfortress flying missions over Japan.

American entertainment when it was the best of the best.

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I can't believe the censors didn't block that back then.
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By LadyHawk
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By Jason
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By LadyHawk
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By Mrsposer
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LadyHawk wrote: The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

LOL!! This tickled me more than it should have.
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By jjcote
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Mrsposer wrote:
LadyHawk wrote: The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

LOL!! This tickled me more than it should have.
Yeah, that tends to happen when you have fresh batteries...
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