.

.

All things hang gliding. This is the main forum. New users, introduce yourself.

Moderators: sg, mods

User avatar
By BBJCaptain
#228141
sg wrote:Image

:roflcat:
User avatar
By BBJCaptain
#228204
I got the Ice
Attachments
Beer.bmp
Beer.bmp (434.58 KiB) Viewed 2771 times
User avatar
By dayhead
#228309
My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, & told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now???
By Phoenix
#228333
dayhead wrote:My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful & honest, & I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, & he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork & beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, & he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again.

He laughed, & told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now???
Roflmao, Honest to God, just finished some KFC before reading this! :rofl: :rofl:
User avatar
By red
#228339
dayhead wrote:My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, & I said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
///////////////////////////////////////////////
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now???
Campers,

Ummm . . . Here?
http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.ph ... 756#197756

:mrgreen:
User avatar
By BBJCaptain
#228348
:attackkiss:

[youtube]
[/youtube]
User avatar
By Erik Boehm
#228350
There are 138 pages.... reposts are not unexpected.
User avatar
By dayhead
#228353
It came in an email, I had this feeling I'd seen it before.....

One good thing, maybe, about the forgetfulness that comes with age, is the money I'm saving on books and movies. After awhile I forget them, so I get to experience them again and again.
User avatar
By Willmrx
#228505
[youtube]
[/youtube] :lol: :crazy:
User avatar
By selbaer
#228522
Willmrx wrote:[youtube]
[/youtube] :lol: :crazy:
poor snake died on silicon poison...
User avatar
By st1lgar
#228530
[youtube]
[/youtube]
User avatar
By BBJCaptain
#228556
Senior Love:

For Older Men :-)..........and those who know them...


I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds,
then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success..
All the while, Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opened the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail!'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
Attachments
Go fly a kite.jpg
Go fly a kite.jpg (74.98 KiB) Viewed 2510 times
User avatar
By whitemaw
#228593
The first "senior moment" ever
Attachments
senior moment.bmp
senior moment.bmp (647.61 KiB) Viewed 2472 times
User avatar
By BBJCaptain
#228642
LadyHawk wrote:Breathe Right Strips
:shock: :P :rofl: :roflcat: :roflcat: :roflcat: :run:
User avatar
By st1lgar
#228785
[youtube]
[/youtube]
Attachments
what's that.PNG
what's that.PNG (68.64 KiB) Viewed 2311 times
User avatar
By st1lgar
#228786
[youtube]
[/youtube]
Attachments
jess.PNG
jess.PNG (112.73 KiB) Viewed 3549 times
entertain.PNG
entertain.PNG (121.19 KiB) Viewed 3549 times
  • 1
  • 132
  • 133
  • 134
  • 135
  • 136
  • 224
Take a look

Today will be "the" day for commercial a[…]

Great footage! But man, that slow-mo was really ki[…]

Campers, Has anybody seen the ElectraFlyer? (No r[…]

The only learning curve I found was everything hap[…]